Syndicate
Docto and the Dame
“Inebriated Logic”
Think about what you are doing right now.
Most likely you are reading this blog… But that not’s really what I mean.
This is an exercise in global awareness and “inebriated logic”. Which, by the way, should only be used when inebriated.
So, the next time you’re under the influence and fartin around the house, stop really fast and think about what you are doing at that very moment.
Someone some where is doing the exact same thing as you. No matter how fucked up it is.
It will blow your FUCKING MIND...
-Blown Docto Out
Most likely you are reading this blog… But that not’s really what I mean.
This is an exercise in global awareness and “inebriated logic”. Which, by the way, should only be used when inebriated.
So, the next time you’re under the influence and fartin around the house, stop really fast and think about what you are doing at that very moment.
Someone some where is doing the exact same thing as you. No matter how fucked up it is.
It will blow your FUCKING MIND...
-Blown Docto Out
No Remote Makes the Docto Go Something Something
No remote. Fuck!
Sometimes, after a long day, I really look forward to coming home and doing nothing but kickin my feet up and channel surfing: Today was one of those days.
Up ahead lay a seemingly endless night of not remaining on a channel for more than 8 seconds. Which, by the way is also the same amount of time it takes to successully ride a bull. Just long enough to form an opinion and crack a witty quote. This is the kind of shit I've grown to love. The Dame will tell you I'm neurotic, I say that I'm settling in.
After taking the dog out for his nightly walk, I eagerly poured myself a giant glass of flavored agua and headed for the lazy boy. All I needed was one quick pit stop by the "Basket containing All Things Controlling" and pick up my weapon of commercial destruction. As I got closer I could see something was a miss. It wasn't there.
My night began to unravel, and before I knew it I was elbows deep in the couch sifting through crumbs and various unknown particulates.
No Luck. Anywhere.
So I'm forced to sit through a bombardment of sales pitches. It's truly amazing what they are trying to sell me.
Sometimes, after a long day, I really look forward to coming home and doing nothing but kickin my feet up and channel surfing: Today was one of those days.
Up ahead lay a seemingly endless night of not remaining on a channel for more than 8 seconds. Which, by the way is also the same amount of time it takes to successully ride a bull. Just long enough to form an opinion and crack a witty quote. This is the kind of shit I've grown to love. The Dame will tell you I'm neurotic, I say that I'm settling in.
After taking the dog out for his nightly walk, I eagerly poured myself a giant glass of flavored agua and headed for the lazy boy. All I needed was one quick pit stop by the "Basket containing All Things Controlling" and pick up my weapon of commercial destruction. As I got closer I could see something was a miss. It wasn't there.
My night began to unravel, and before I knew it I was elbows deep in the couch sifting through crumbs and various unknown particulates.
No Luck. Anywhere.
So I'm forced to sit through a bombardment of sales pitches. It's truly amazing what they are trying to sell me.
A Word About the Docto
O.K… Here I sit…..In front of my computer, trying to type fast so I don’t lose track of my thoughts and ignoring all the red that indicates my inability to type. Even misspelling the easiest of words like “to” and “it” when combined with the green lines denouncing my grammar, distract me to the point of the aimless wanderer and turn everything I write into an unfortunate pile of “Hey, how the hell did I get here”? Sometimes we make it back and sometimes we are too far down the trail to even care.
For that I apologize, in fact while I’m at it, make that a blanket apology for everything I ever write within the confines of this here blog.
Now.. the tone is set, you have been fully disclosed as to my ridiculousness and we shall proceed to the topic at hand: Blog entry Number One on Docto and the Dame.
We are supposed to write this first one about ourselves, but there’s really not a whole lot to say. I’m a dude, I like dude things, I think like a dude and I tell it how it is.
Until next time,
Docto Adviso